In 2021-2, you couldn't escape Pretend It's a City. Or, at least, when I opened Netflix, I couldn't escape its auto-playing trailer. (Netflix autoplay! My kids still recognize Michael Scott as the guy who says, "Please say, I'm the best..." from the autoplay before they switched to kids mode.) Fran Lebowitz's titular joke tries to get people to behave like they're in a city, like not stopping in the middle of a busy sidewalk to take a picture. It's funny, like much of her humor, because it's obvious: the people she's yelling about are literally in NYC. "Pretend" does an interesting job, asking us to think about what is obviously all around us. I think about the joke whenever I encounter the common bits of antisocial behavior in suburban life. Examples abound. What if the guy running a video call without headphones on the commuter rail would pretend it's a train? What if the the guy complaining about all the other cars on the road, holding up his progress, would pretend it's a busy street? What if the guy who's lost patience with his kids (it's me) would pretend they're little kids? Pretend is a lot more playful than my impulse, which is to yell at the trivially antisocial that they are terrible.